.. I went out for a few drinks with my wife to our local bar. We were enjoying a few drinks when I noticed that she kept on looking at a drunken man who was smashing back drinks all by himself in the corner of the room.
I asked her, "Do you know that man?"
"Yes", she said sadly,
"He is my old flame who I dated in high school, I heard that he hit the bottle hard immediately after we broke up years ago, and he hasn't been a sober man since."
"Oh my gosh!" I replied, "Who would think a person could continue celebrating for so long?"
And that's how the fight started...
I asked her, "Do you know that man?"
"Yes", she said sadly,
"He is my old flame who I dated in high school, I heard that he hit the bottle hard immediately after we broke up years ago, and he hasn't been a sober man since."
"Oh my gosh!" I replied, "Who would think a person could continue celebrating for so long?"
And that's how the fight started...